About Me & This Blog

::: Blue Calx Music :::
With Great Music
Comes Great Responsibility

Hi. I’m Joe. I’m eighteen and a music devotee. These reviews are like my creative exorcisms and it would be nice if people read them. If you read any of them, please leave a comment or suchlike.
I’m also on twitter and LastFM.

Rating Definitions:
Pass

10: Β There is a hole in your record collection only this can fill.
9: Β If you’re anything like me, you’ll love this record.
8: If you’re anything like me, you’ll really like this record.
7: It’s good, but not great, but that doesn’t mean it’s not good.
6: Definitely worth a look. Possibly inconsistent, but a fair few tracks are really worth your time.
Fail
5: It’s ok. Possibly could’ve made a good EP, but it’s mostly not worth it.
4: One or two tracks hit the mark just about nicely, the rest are not longed for this world.
3: May have one or two good moments but they don’t even begin to compensate for this pretty rubbish record.
2: Poor. No matter how much time you invest in it, it never improves. Back to the drawing board.
1: Boring, turgid, annoying, samey, uninspiring, evil and/or offensive throughout. Abandon hope.

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19 responses to this post.

  1. nice and interesting reviews
    best regards from mexico.
    by the way, i founded via google and dj shadow endtroducing review.

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  2. Posted by Annabelle on March 3, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Hey Joe,
    Interesting reviews πŸ™‚
    See you tomorrow.

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  3. Posted by bibomedia on March 4, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    πŸ™‚

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  4. Keep going Joe!

    We love you for your music-nutness!

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  5. =)

    Love you Joe!

    Great reviews!

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  6. Posted by Fluorescent Green Hat Girl (Susan) on August 28, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Awesome reviews Joe! =) You are way cool at your music-cleverness

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  7. Posted by GWB on November 3, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    what about dark side of the moon?
    have you reviewed that yet?
    anyway, great reviews, as you would say 9/10!

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  8. Posted by Charlie on May 20, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Joe, you need to review The Fat Of The Land/Invaders Must Die. No arguing.

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  9. Posted by Lotti on July 7, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    hi joe
    from lotti and her tedious eroticism
    LOL

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  10. Posted by Henry on July 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Greta stuff,what about late of the pier and the short wave set?
    =)

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  11. Posted by starkravinglefty on May 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    I found your blog through a friend’s ‘Blogroll’ – it’s incredible! I’m particularly enjoying your Best 100 Records of the 90s posts (I’m a Britpop aficionado). I have a 5-word-reviews blog but it just doesn’t compare.
    Keep writing – if you don’t become a music journalist, there’s no justice in the world.

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  12. Posted by starkravinglefty on May 27, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    And I’d also like to know what you think of the new Surfer Blood, Hole and We Are Scientists albums.

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    • Posted by Blue Calx on May 30, 2010 at 11:45 am

      Thanks very much πŸ˜€ I’m really touched. And I definitely will. I’ve been trying to get hold of those for a while πŸ™‚

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  13. Posted by ross on July 17, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Thank you thank you. Your post about Glastonbury 2010, where you heard Ultramarine – Every Man and Woman Is A Star.. I have been looking for this song for about 10 years, but all I could remember was the first line “It was up in the mountains..”. Your post enabled me to find it and for that I am truly thankful.

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  14. Posted by Lucy on August 31, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Joe! I love your blog!
    I don’t know if you’ve heard his stuff, but check out Jonsi- the lead singer of Sigur Ros… Having the amazing music taste that you do, chances are you’re already aware of him!!! But anyway, beautiful music!

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    • Posted by Blue Calx on August 31, 2010 at 3:43 pm

      Thank you πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
      Yeah Callum Gray told me about ‘Go Do’ and it was amazing! I still haven’t heard the rest of the album though. Will soon.
      You have pretty damn awesome taste. I’m so flattered you like my writing!! Megayays!!

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  15. Posted by Jennifer on September 24, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Hello Joe, you’re incredible
    Have you reviewed Sleigh Bells album Treats?
    I would like to know what you think of it because i like to know what you think about things because it’s never boring
    all my love
    xxx

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    • Posted by Blue Calx on September 24, 2010 at 2:31 pm

      God you’re amazing. No I haven’t reviewed it yet but Henry gave it to me for my birthday so I’m gonna review it when I’ve finished my 90’s countdown.
      THANK YOU THOUGH πŸ˜€

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