::: Blue Calx Music :::
With Great Music
Comes Great Responsibility
Hi. I’m Joe. I’m eighteen and a music devotee. These reviews are like my creative exorcisms and it would be nice if people read them. If you read any of them, please leave a comment or suchlike.
I’m also on twitter and LastFM.
10: There is a hole in your record collection only this can fill.
9: If you’re anything like me, you’ll love this record.
8: If you’re anything like me, you’ll really like this record.
7: It’s good, but not great, but that doesn’t mean it’s not good.
6: Definitely worth a look. Possibly inconsistent, but a fair few tracks are really worth your time.
5: It’s ok. Possibly could’ve made a good EP, but it’s mostly not worth it.
4: One or two tracks hit the mark just about nicely, the rest are not longed for this world.
3: May have one or two good moments but they don’t even begin to compensate for this pretty rubbish record.
2: Poor. No matter how much time you invest in it, it never improves. Back to the drawing board.
1: Boring, turgid, annoying, samey, uninspiring, evil and/or offensive throughout. Abandon hope.